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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 09:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why do some children hate their parents?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?